Day 1. Week of housekeeping and babysitting my 2 boys.
6.30am. Woke up. Both boys sleeping. Other half getting ready for her first day back at work after 5 months' maternity leave. Enjoyed a steaming hot cup of coffee.
6.34am. Joyce leaves for work.
7am. Benji wakes up and makes a beeline for his new pair of binoculars. Out in the garden staring at insects and birds.
7.33am Jonny wakes, after a fairly restless night. Pooped once around 3am, had a feed at 5am. Am praying and hoping that the loose stools are over.
7.45am. Made bowl of coco pops for Benji's breakfast. Ugh.
8am. Made a 150ml bottle. Jonny finishes about 140ml before he refuses to drink any more. Burps a couple times and starts showing signs of wanting to go back to sleep. What the - ?
8.22am. Rather explosive, squelchy sound emanates from Jonny's nether regions. Yikes.
8.35am. Jonny all cleaned up and really sleepy. Gave him a dose of infant Panadol.
8.43am. Jonny goes to sleep.
8.50am. Got the wash out of the machine. Took Jonny's clothes off the mini-clothes line, and put the fresh batch on.
10am. Jonny wakes up loud. Burp waiting to come out. Seems to want to stay awake. Put him on his play mat. Benji asks, and receives, permission to play KoolSchool.
10.20am. Jonny produces another dirty nappy and promptly decides he wants to go back to sleep.
10.40am. Jonny all cleaned up again and back in his cot, asleep.
11.30am. Jonny awake and, with great difficulty, downs 60ml of a 200ml feed. Took him out to the garden in his pram while I hung the clothes out on the line. Benji pushed him around. Had to warn him that he was not Schumacher.
12.15pm. Jonny poops again. Called Joyce. We discuss taking him to the doctor.
12.30pm. Jonny cleaned up and drinks another 60ml, after much cajoling. Wants to sleep again.
12.45pm. Jonny asleep again. I fry up 3 skinless sausages apiece to embellish the rice, sambar, and beans lunch Benji and I enjoy.
1.20pm. Jonny awake and passes yet another watery stool. Call Joyce again. We decide I should take him to the doctor. Call the regular GP practice at Belridge and explain the situation. Sorry, they're full and can only fit him in tomorrow morning. A 4-month-old baby with diarrhoea is always at high risk of dehydration, and they can only fit him at 9.20 tomorrow morning. Ask them to book him in.
1.30pm. Call Joyce and she suggests the Joondalup Drive practice. Why not? Closer, plus they were very nice to me last year.
1.35pm. Call the Joondalup Drive practice and explain his symptoms. They are indignant to hear that his regular GP practice would not treat this as a serious matter and tell me that we can see a doctor if I can get him in by 2pm. Oh boy.
1.40pm. Trying to give Jonny a final feed of the remaining 100ml, but he's having none of it. Order Benji to pull on his sandals and get in the car. Stick a couple of diapers in the baby bag and confirm I have a pack of wipes. Also stick the bottle with the 100ml in as well. Maybe, if we're waiting long I can try and feed him. Am worried that he's drunk so little today, he's sleepy and a bit subdued. Concerned that he may be getting dehydrated.
1.47pm. Rushing round like a madman looking for the freaking mobile phone. Can't find it. Grab the cordless and dial. Get someone else. Hang up. Dial the right number. Phone starts to ring on the bed in front of me. Can't see it. Finally find it under Jonny's wrap. Oh yes, I need the wrap as well.
1.53pm. We're headed for the practice. Jonny seems to be fine. Benji's entertaining him in the back.
1.57pm. *&%#^$ red light at Hodges Drive.
2.03pm. Pull into the parking lot at the medical centre. No time to get the pram. Grab the boys and run.
2.05pm. Fill in a form with Jonny's details. The receptionist tells me, yes I have time to go get the pram. Whew. Jonny acts like he has nothing wrong with him, smiling at all the ladies.
2.25pm. Seen doctor. All good. I suspect she may have reached that diagnosis about 30 seconds into our visit, after he smiles and gurgles at her and then, when she starts examining him, gives her a couple of head-high (his head) kicks and grabs her finger and attempts to chew on it. He acts like a perfectly well, healthy 4-month-old. Thankfully, nothing serious. Seems to be viral, so will need to work itself out. Keep him full of fluids, and try and feed him smaller amounts more regularly. Hello, 2-hourly feeds. Give him water if he fusses with the milk.
2.40pm. Jonny decides to have a good lusty cry until he falls asleep about 5 mins from home. Wakes up as I take him out of the car seat, but I'm able to give him the remaining 100ml.
3pm. Jonny seems to be awake and happy, so I successfully attempt 2-and-a-half tablespoons of pureed broccoli. He wolfs down about 2 tablespoons. Try to give Benji the rest. He shies and runs like a mustang. I eat the rest. Not too bad, though Jonny seems to like it. Better him than me.
3.30pm. He goes down for another nap, after one more dirty nappy.
4.30pm. Joyce is back. Whew.